The fact that it takes 2 burpees just to burn 1 calorie is pretty compelling evidence that god doesn't exist
Or if it does exist that it is an evil god.
Imagine pushing yourself through the self torture of 200 burpees and then only burning 100 calories. Not even a whole hersheys bar. Life is truly suffering.
No wonder Satan rebelled.
He didn't get as ripped as he did without knowing about burpees.
I need to get better at this exercise.
Imagine pushing yourself through the self torture of 200 burpees and then only burning 100 calories. Not even a whole hersheys bar. Life is truly suffering.
No wonder Satan rebelled.
He didn't get as ripped as he did without knowing about burpees.
I need to get better at this exercise.
