I like to think about the time my cousin was telling me that she caught her bf cheating on nerAnd she read all the conversations and found out that he was attempting to cheat on her but the girl he had interest in, didn’t even want him. He even sent her a selfie and she didn’t even respond to it in any way but friendly. The interest...See More »
I’ve been having some weird dreams latelyThe weirdest part is I remember them too. Usually I get amnesia afterwards lol
I know I’m awkward, but I don’t think I’m the bad kind of awkward. I feel like my awkwardness is entertaining not uncomfortable*me at my manager today* I just got done walking in on the new girl in the bathroom, can I go home? Manager: You. Did. Not. lol Me: I did lol so can I go home? Manager: was she doing drugs? Me: It did smell kinda like weed in there but that’s...See More »
I should be more open and approachableHow to achieve that when my energy is screaming don’t talk to me
Sargento Balanced breaks are my favorite snacks. I’ll eat them all in one sitting if I don’t have any self controlHot Cheetos is an honorable mention
I recently discovered my 6 yr old brother thinks I have ballsHe thinks all women have balls. Eh, he doesn’t need an anatomy lesson right now.
I’ve had my emotions under control with my bestie. I love our friendshipBut today when we were shopping and she tried on these specific pants that accentuated her curves so nicely. I tried to act unphased but broke character and hid my face and shit cause I got so red and flustered. Those pants looked so good on her. And...See More »
And this is why I can’t have children, nor do I want to. So bad at parenting my sushi child ran away from home.
I go to this gas station enough to know which coffee dispenser works better than the otherSo don’t look at me like an idiot just because there are 4 available dispensers and I’m behind you. I know what I’m doing 😂.
What song will not stop playing in the background of your mind?I faintly hear this song in my head no matter what I’m doing
My walls are so high up, they’re in outer space molesting the moonThey’ve never been this high before. I like them.
I pretended to be a man and catcalled one of the people I’ve worked with. She looked pissed.My man voice is accurately on point.
My nephew is going to be born todayI’m just excited about being off of work for these occasions for once. I was always either in school or at work.
My brother told me that my second cousin’s wanted to see me cause I’ve disappearedAnd they want to make sure I’m not on any drugs. So what you’re telling me is that you think I’m weak minded? I’ve done them for fun here and there for the experience. But do you think I’d use them as some sort of crutch for the rest of my life?...See More »
I was at a Wendy’s drive-thru and felt awkward cause the cashier started talking to his coworker and said..“Hurry up, i just want to go home, this is the last car and I want to start cleaning before another car comes in” Damn, I didn’t mean to inconvenience you with my presence
