anybody interested in helping me out with the penske file?

@MarkPaul i figured that out...so now i'm a marine biologist....the sea was angry that day....

@beermeplease That reminds me... your friend never returned his library book.

@MarkPaul true...but i did bring one into the toilet and i couldn't return it

@beermeplease Hopefully, there was... you know... no shrinkage.

@MarkPaul it shrinks? 😕

@beermeplease It was cold... only in the cold... it was cold.

@MarkPaul but you gotta be honest in "the contest".... i might not last so long 😬

@beermeplease I don't know about that, but my question for you is... well, let me put you in this scenario and you tell me what you would do...

-- You have a new girlfriend who has a son.
-- She is having a birthday party for him and invites you.
-- There is a clown to entertain the kids, but he never heard of Bozo... Bozo, the clown. What do you do?
-- You go into the kitchen and there is some smoke from a little grease fire. What do you do?
-- Note: In addition to little kids, there is an old lady (the girlfriend's grandmother) who gets around with a walker.

@MarkPaul don't worry...kramer to the rescue

@beermeplease Yeah, but what's the point of the second button?

@MarkPaul i might be missing something...but i'm gonna do the opposite...*walks up to chick at the cafe..."my name is beer...i live with a cat and i hate my job"

@beermeplease If everything you do is wrong, then doing the opposite has to be right.

@beermeplease Are you a fancy boy? I know MarkPaul is a fancy boy. Are you?

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays what's a fancy boy?

@beermeplease The term "fancy boy" was used in the Seinfeld episode titled "The Junior Mint," which is the 20th episode of the fourth season. In this episode, Jerry uses the term to describe his friend Roy, who is a surgeon. Jerry and Kramer become involved in Roy's personal life when they visit him at the hospital and accidentally drop a Junior Mint into the body cavity of a patient during surgery. The term "fancy boy" is used in reference to Roy's refined tastes and demeanor.