Like it or not, your roommate, who also happens to be your best friend, is asleep and there's a visible smile on his face like he's watching a sleazydream, and the bulge in his pajamas is rising. Would you let him rest, or would you awaken him and step on his moment? (Plz note that neither of you two are bisexual/gay but of course you're often pulling pranks on each other)
Humans say the cutest things.I find it adorable how they like to state the obvious. Example: “You look a lot like your mom” Yes, it’s almost as if I got my DNA from her 🧬
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral........😢A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word? “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”🥁
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife ......🌽🌽🌽......that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now...See More »
Working people frequently ask ........retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking...See More »
Man on a beach finds bottle with a genie in it....what else???😏The genie tells the man, "You have 3 wishes, but no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love." The man agrees, closes his eyes and says, "I wish not to die a virgin." The genie replies, "I just told you, no wishing for immortality."
Men.. Here's a question..Do yall think that the tiny players running around on the screen can hear y'all? Cause my man is about to wake the neighbors with all the noise 😂 Like, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna run faster if you scream louder babes.. 😂
Who's got the most intense eyes, Andrew Lincoln, Donald Sutherland, Hugh Laurie, James Spader, Javier Bardem, Jeffery Dean Morgan, Prince,Raul Julia, Robert Downey Jr., or me?
Would a person still face eternal damnation if (s)he sacrifices lifeto donate most of his/her organs, and keep kidneys for the family?