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ElwoodBlues · M
Super Soaker loaded with Holy Water !!
Surprise! It turns to wine if it hits your mouth!!
Surprise! It turns to wine if it hits your mouth!!
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Wouldn't he use fire from the sky or a major flood -- or maybe a simple transformation into a pillar of salt -- like his Dad?
tenente · 100+, M
@ChipmunkErnie or perhaps
Elessar · 26-30, M
Nail gun?
bijouxbroussard · F
@Elessar Makes sense for a carpenter…
Elessar · 26-30, M
@bijouxbroussard .. and for revenge 😬
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@Elessar Ouch!
bijouxbroussard · F
WWJS: Who would Jesus shoot
@bijouxbroussard i wonder whod wear that bracelet? O wait ik who
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
@bijouxbroussard Might start with the money-lenders?
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Potato Jesus gun.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
Squirt 🔫
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
1911 .45
Bruja · F
A Tec-9
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
AK 47
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I can see Jesus singing "my little Armalite".
LordShadowfire · M
A squirt gun full of wine... I mean, [i]water[/i]!
MethDozer · M
Something classic and utilitarian like .22 hornet or .35Remington. 30-30 Possibly