What Have You Been Doing Now? I’m Going To Have To Hose You Down!!

It might cool me down from taking the dog for a walk, but I need to get things ready to cook flank steak for dinner.

I wish there were an excuse for you to hose me down. Just sitting here scrolling through with the TV news in the background.

A hose and naughty thoughts and says this (Bends over Lifts up dress) "All right, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my close-up."

Well, i did see that movie American Pie a while ago, and just thought...well...maybe....

I saw it and rolled in it, what else was I supposed to do. Also, cats wash themselves.

Trying to find dildos to the strap-on. Husband has been on my nerves all week. Maybe this would chill him out for a week or so.

don't threaten me with a good time.

I just had a shower though 🙄

Been trying to dance 👀

For playing pool?

It might help

Lovely

Not again!