How could Quad Indicted’s FIRST CRIMINAL CASE have gone any worse for him?

Well, as hard as this is to believe, I think I’ve identified a few ways QI’s trial could have been even worse for him. See if you agree and add any scenarios that you can think of.

1. QI could have testified in his own defense. This could have actually jeopardized his lawyers’ law licenses because depending on what false claims he made under oath they could be faced with suborning perjury.

2. Rudy The Red Nosed could have led his defense.

3. Pillow Addict, Alex Jones, and Sloppy Steve could have shown up.

4. Melania could have served him divorce papers.

5. All those MAGA politicians could have sang outside the courtroom.

Please share your ideas!