Ever pass gas that smelled so bad your dog moved away to give you worried looks from a safe distance? 🤣🐶

Yes, but she got the blame anyway.

Yes and he did it when he was under the dining table. Our guests left quickly, they actually scurried out the door

Once, but I was in the staff locker room and someone walked in at the wrong time…

*cat
Yes. Multiple times. And sometimes so bad even I had to leave the room.

No

But my cat has given me the stink eye

@Zaphod42 😆no but i have at my grandmas and she had a black labrador and if it dropped one you knew about it 🤢

Yes, I used to have extremely terrible gas that could clear a room full of people. But a few years ago, during a colonoscopy the doctor sealed blood vessels that had been leaking into my intestines for years. Now I am one of those dissented skunks.

No, but my dog used to wake herself off with the rank of her own farts and look at me like "what the hell did you eat Sarah?" before walking away because she couldn't stand to be in the same space with herself at that time.

Once or twice, yeah.

Once I managed to do that in a store I was in with some family I don't see ever. Fortunately, it was an SBD, and I escaped blame.