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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
*changes the direction of your toilet paper*
@Degbeme
That鈥檚 a crime but okay. 馃槀
That鈥檚 a crime but okay. 馃槀
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@Degbeme you鈥檙e really askin for it Degs!
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@Degbeme I thought me walking in with my muddy shoes on was bad, that's crazy
But it's so tiny that it only fits you...
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@UndercoverBard Those two extra inches matter...
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl it鈥檚 like 1 maybe 馃槖
@UndercoverBard You're a dude... we all know that dudes can't measure...
LilPrincess 路 41-45, F
Someone seems a little short on patience 馃槖
LilPrincess 路 41-45, F
@UndercoverBard Aww shucks...thank ya buddy
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@LilPrincess wasn鈥檛 a compliment 馃槖馃槖
LilPrincess 路 41-45, F
LIES!
@UndercoverBard
I didn鈥檛 do such thing!!! 馃槻
I didn鈥檛 do such thing!!! 馃槻
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@mindstruggle now you won鈥檛 even admit it
@UndercoverBard
馃槻馃槻馃槻
馃槻馃槻馃槻
GuiltyBiStander 路 31-35, F
But, I'm not wearing a hat.
What do you mean I can leave it on ?
What do you mean I can leave it on ?
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@GuiltyBiStander don鈥檛 mess with ma head
Eklipse 路 F
I'll have my guards see you to the exit ...馃憣 Guards! 馃敱馃槍
That鈥檚 not what you agreed to last night!
Why did you ask for my help then? 馃槖
@UndercoverBard
If not me so who did it?
If not me so who did it?
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@mindstruggle meeeeee
@UndercoverBard
Your house, your rules but you let me boss you around? 馃槖
Your house, your rules but you let me boss you around? 馃槖
BobbyMoeven 路 51-55, M
I mean ,
May be ..
But I don't think it's legal of you to perform a strip search every time someone enters your home ...馃憖
May be ..
But I don't think it's legal of you to perform a strip search every time someone enters your home ...馃憖
NerdyPotato 路 M
Correction: your doll house, your rules.
Captainjackass 路 31-35, M
I can imagine you in a hobbit hole.
Lostpoet 路 M
BittersweetPotato 路 31-35, F
NO SUCH THING YOU LIVE UNDER POTATO ROOF 馃馃槨
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato I don鈥檛 live in the soil 馃檮
deadgerbil 路 22-25
@UndercoverBard but your fence is a few feet into my soil, you need to take it down
deadgerbil 路 22-25
Mr homeowner big shot over here
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
Okay Boss
UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@empanadas 1300 sq ft
empanadas 路 31-35, M
@UndercoverBard damn that's nice. You living the bachelor's life. Time to push out babies
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
Lilnonames 路 F
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@XDHyperGirlXD1 Naughty words, brat... 馃槺馃槺馃槺
XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@HootyTheNightOwl im getting more powerful with the DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
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UndercoverBard 路 31-35, M
@empanadas ok you鈥檙e outta here