U.S. President Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize in 2009.

I think former President Trump would kill for one.

(Apologies to the great Steven Wright).

Do you have a favorite one-liner? Maybe even one from Steven Wright?

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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

Steven Wright is brilliant.

“What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?”

“I went to a store and they said sorry, we’re closed. I said but you have a sign that says open 24 hours. And they said well, not in a row.”

RenFur · 70-79, M

@Harmonium1923

Even when you've heard them before, his sublime nonsense is funny all over again :D

OlderSometimesWiser · F

I love Steven Wright.

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.”

So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

RenFur · 70-79, M

@OlderSometimesWiser

I saw that one while reviewing 75 of his one-liners... you could've written that, too.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

God bless his one liners.

Why don’t they make the entire plane out of that black box stuff?…

RenFur · 70-79, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout

You do pretty well my friend.

NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M

"Get to the Choppa"
Arnold Schwarzenegger

graphite · 61-69, M

To this day, nobody knows why Obama won that award. Not even him.

bijouxbroussard · F

Steven Wright is brilliant.
"I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

NativePortlander1970

After a .50cal bullet went through the stomach of a three month old baby girl at a wedding party one of his drones targeted in Pakistan, an ally nation, Obama should have been arrested and charged with war crimes.

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Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@RenFur I deleted my first reply, sorry for the aggression :(

RenFur · 70-79, M

@Longpatrol

That's ok... I overreacted. But Kissinger was a horrible choice for the Peace Prize.

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

@RenFur I don't disagree.

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