That's pretty specific.

Like you've somehow managed to try

And aquanet.

And what’s wrong with that

I think it’s disgusting, but my girlfriend loves it. Which is just as well since she thinks the bourbon I drink is disgusting….shrug

That was the best description of a drink I've ever heard lmao

i couldn't have said it better myself

Lolz

I can hear Donald Fagen of Steely Dan singing that, like "WHIIITE claw tastes like TEE VEE static, while some one shouts the NAAAAme of a FROOT from another ROOOOOOOM.

*Impossible to execute Larry Carlton guitar solo*