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Joke::::long::::walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar in Baton Rouge. The bartender says "Get Out, we don't serve beers in bears in Baton Rouge".

Ol bear looks at the bartender and says "I didn't care, Give me a beer".

Bartender says "I already told you, we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Baton Rouge".

Bear: "see that gal at the end of the bar? You don't give me a beer, I'm going down there and killing her and eating her"

Bartender: "do what you have to, but we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Baton Rouge".

Bear: ambles down the bar, kills the gal and proceeds to feed as only an Apex Predator can. Walks back to the bartender and says " now give me a beer!"

Bartender: "I told you already, we don't serve beers to bears in bars in Baton Rouge, and besides, you're getting sleepy".

Bear: ?!?

Bartender: "that was a barbiturate" 💀
Lolz X 2..

kills the gal and proceeds to feed as only an Apex Predator can

 
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