Lines you wouldn't hear in weight loss commercial

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Luckylu · 61-69, F

@mindlessdrifter They almost say that in some of the ads I've seen "'eat' or 'drink' this before bed and it will melt the fat"

@Luckylu some ads can be low class lol

Luckylu · 61-69, F

Taking this one small pill means you can eat as much ice cream as you like.

Willomk1 · 46-50, M

It doesn’t matter that your fat

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