SWers : I'm almost 40 and have not yet received a call to adventure 🤔 am I not a protagonist?

Human sacrifice 😌

Do you tend to respond to people in similar if not verbatim fashion when they talk to you?
Does every single day feel the same?
Do your own needs and grievances hold priority over everything else no matter how trivial?
Do you feel powerless to make decisions?

If you are experiencing any of these symptoms you could likely be an NPC. Hopefully someone will be along soon to help you find your six cats.

Be proactive. Here, use my cell phone.

Well there’s still hope to be the wizen mentor figure.

Dude.

I was told a lot more strangers would offer me free drugs..

What a jib

Why would you want to be a protagonist? 😏😏🤪🤪🤪

You look good for almost 40 😲

You mean 140, right? 🤔