I Am Freaked Out By the Burger King Guy

Not As Much As Ronald Mcdonald, But Yeah.... I don't know if he has a dingy, dirty, chipped, statue of himself sitting on a bench or lingering in the corner of the playground whilst staring at the children and grinning like freaky pedo like McDonald does, but I do know that Burger King's strange clothes and his huge shiney plastic head freaks the heck out of me. He makes all burgers look smellier and saltier than they actually are!