I’m pregnant with your baby

I want a lot of kids so… you better be prepared just saying

Ok. You're taking this partner thing lil too far

I'm still not convinced you have a uterus...

You told me you were on the pill!

Well I’m naming it then

whelp... mom's gonna be po'd

thats all i need!

Your on your own man ...

I got you a book ...

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Is it going to be a backside-born baby?

First time you take a huge number two, you might miscarry.

[i][c=BF0080]You get bowls of ice cream when you get that big. [/c][/i]

Hey look at that weird thing at the bottom of this 30 flights of stairs!?!?!?!

Guess you're making child support payments for the next 18 years

I would absolutely get a vasectomy if it was possible for me to get other people pregnant. It is a safe and quick procedure that can be done with local anesthetic. Healing time post surgery is pretty short. And there are reversable options. I genuinely don't understand why more people don't get a vasectomy if they know they don't want children.

Your cravings are on a budget. Get your affairs in order

*buys a one-way plane ticket to Argentina*

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We never met before!

Is that why you're undercover?

Happy belated mother's day!

Again

You're gonna go to the tabloids with this story as we'll get a bunch of money cos I'm a female and would be the first case of getting a man pregnant by a biological female. We're gonna be rich!

That's not possible because I am a pure virgin potato..
But great! We are going to have cute little potatoes 🥔🥴

Ok what should we do? Id think we need to relocate i have alot of kids in my native state.

Then we're getting married

Delivery should be fun.

congratulations are in order

Have you been eating potatoes again? 😱

You're now identifying as my Baby's momma? 🤔😯😒🤨

Soo uhmm…congratulations? 🎉

Ok kool be aware thats number 163ish. so get in line?

I’m more curious how we made it 😂

So you drugged me and stole my sperm?

If you’re expecting child support, it’s kinda slim pickings. 😅

I... But...

I got 6’2 supersperm, that baby’d burst outta your tiny tummy like Alien

u can’t rly get an abortion anymore anywayzzz so,,,, congrats
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But I wore two condoms...I guess we can name it Houdini.

Oh yes you are.

*moves to Afghanistan*