This Update just In.....

Someone stole all the toilet paper from the town park

Police had nothing to go on🚨

ALSO:

A lorry load of shampoo spilled on the motorway

Police are combing the area

A big sinkhole just opened up in the middle of the road

The police are looking into it

Someone dumped a load of apple pie all over the motorway

Police have a suspect in custardy