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Someone stole all the toilet paper from the town park
Police had nothing to go on馃毃
ALSO:
A lorry load of shampoo spilled on the motorway
Police are combing the area
A big sinkhole just opened up in the middle of the road
The police are looking into it
Someone dumped a load of apple pie all over the motorway
Police have a suspect in custardy
Police had nothing to go on馃毃
ALSO:
A lorry load of shampoo spilled on the motorway
Police are combing the area
A big sinkhole just opened up in the middle of the road
The police are looking into it
Someone dumped a load of apple pie all over the motorway
Police have a suspect in custardy
