The Blind man and Modest Women 👀 A throw a Walrus on yer Grandma jokeSusan enjoyed being naked in her apartment, so she kept a robe next to the front door in case someone rang the bell. One day, the bell rang, she walked up, reached for her robe, and asked through the door, “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the reply....See More »
Stop throwing a walrus at my grandma!😠Ben and Josh were playing Call of Duty.....when there parents came charging into the living room... Dad shouts "You boys play that darn thing way too much, get your arses outside and play! I don't want to see you two until teatime" He kicks the boys outside then turns to his wife. "Alone a...See More »
My NEW FAVORITE group 😌 Two women were playing golf...............One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll...See More »
For his 90th birthday, an old man's friends.........ordered him a prostitute. She went to his house and knocked on the door. When he went to open it, she coyly said, "Hi, Birthday Boy! Your friends called and asked me to come over for some super sex!" The 90 year old replied, "At my age, I think...See More »
If you’re worried about sleepRemember that even older people in Singapore drink a lot of alcohol and don’t sleep until at least 5am. I saw it on an Anthony Bourdain travel show. So man up ya lot! 😅
In response to my poll question from about a week agoYou won’t be around next year. My rap’s too severe kickin mad flava in ya ear.