Would you date you?

@Guardian I married myself a long time ago. It's our anniversary soon. I wonder what I'll get myself.

@LilPrincess Finally, an honest answer!

@Justice4All that's what I am here for😒

@NickiHijab Prove it

@SinlessOnslaught buy me lunch first

@PhoenixPhail Yeah but would you be willing to tolerate yourself if you were dating yourself?

@Justice4All I'm doing better than tolerating myself [i]now. [/i]

@WandererTony It's better to be alone than with a woman who nags.

@Justice4All everything comes at a price, my friend. 😀

@Ducky I hate you too but I'd still date you

@Justice4All that don’t even make sense, lolwut

@BittersweetPotato I was under the impression you were a couch potato.

@hippyjoe1955 Would you date a woman who had your personality traits?

@Justice4All Probably not. Variety is the spice of life.

@caccoon At least the sex is never disappointing.

@SinlessOnslaught 😂