Roses are red, he's the sum of all fears...

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

I dunno. I kinda admire his creativity lol, free power and I don't think he had any intention of doing anything, just getting free power. I feel like this man is my spirit animal, I do hope he gets a good lawyer.

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SnailTeeth · 36-40

@OldGrandDad And still, no one has super powers...

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

@SnailTeeth Okay, three is much closer to what I understood the situation to be. The original statement that I questioned was that the "US has lost so many..."

Three I do not dispute. Many? Not true.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

Aww, if only.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

A great story and only second biggest in media terms than that of the 'shocking exclusive' that Hitler has beeb found alive and well living in a trailer park in Skegness.

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

Oh haha it's satire, still would be funny

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/

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bookerdana · M

@SatanBurger Florida man destroys Miami..news at 11😑

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@bookerdana I can see it.

bookerdana · M

@SatanBurger So can I 😳

Soossie

I was wondering how long it took him to come up with this idea…. I bet if he could carry it in the trunk of his car, then he’d sell it to weapon smugglers …. 😂😂

BritishFailedAesthetic · M

"But it's my second amendment right to own a lethal nuke"

SW-User

Was the nuke too dark from years of existing and therefore violating Florida’s ban on anything DEI?

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