Any Last Words? as the executioner raises his axe and thinks about lunch breakI can't imagine what I should say or what would be the best for the gathering...being the last words an all..."it's been a slice" seems somewhat appropriate, but is it meaningful enough"?
What do you do when the clouds move in?What do you do when the clouds move in and you're lotioned-up and ready? and I'm paranoid anyway of conspiracies against me I came out for the sun and it was all blue sky.......... no wonder I doubt everyone: even nature lies to me
Why Can't Men And Women Get Along?Sometimes I see them happy together and other times there is heavy drama and on some occasions there is skulduggery and subterfuge, and always, the inlaws, but can't they find a common denominator? The true warriors just have separate rooms and...See More »
The last attempted escape from the psych ward I was barred from going on SW for two weeksDid they think I had a friend on here with a fast car that would arrange to get me away? The only person I know on here with a car is Lilnonames and from pictures I've seen, I don't know if I'd trust her driving
If I Could Play The Bagpipes, I Know I'd Have More Friendsexcept maybe some tenants on my floor and maybe across the street
why do women want to interfere with a man's vision of the world and feel the need to rearrange it their way?not that it isn't better when their done...
My dog just got sprayed by a skunk and now she's on my bedMy beer farts are trying to neutralize but I think I may losing the battle
this might finally be the year a Canadian team wins the Stanley Cup after a long droughtprobably not Toronto, though, again
There has to be a tracking system for tupperware lids..where do they disappear to?trying to get organized for the first time in my life and the kitchen cupboard has me fraught with anxiety
I Want To Stay In Bed In A Room Filled With SandJust a stereo and stimulants and Hockey Night In Canada
my last psychiatrist on here off'd herself before our sessions finishedare there any more psychiatrists on here looking for data?
I want to walk across America and I know people will put me up for the nightI just want to meet Americans
Who would have a thought a hole in the head would lead to such wonder?I was born with a hole in my head but it soon healed over. Now, late in life, a tree branch fell on me and opened it up again. Once I healed I was back at my landscaping job and I guess dirt and stuff got in there and now I just went to the barber to...See More »
What do you say to St. Peter at the Golden Gate when he asks what you've been up to...I know I'm gonna want to bolt....but where do you go?