You know that when you log in here you’re not in Kansas anymore right? PINNEDYou crossed the border, saying loudly and slowly “I’m an American” doesn’t count for shit here.
Self proclaimed SW experts waiting to give an opinion on every possible subject after having read a wiki page or YouTube video. PINNED (1)
So I’m pregnant. First the love of a man I wouldn’t have dared to wish for. Now this. The gods are kind.
The sun is starting to return. Feel that sunshine on your face. ☺️ See, human sacrifice does work.I might eat a christian child to celebrate. 🤤
How long can you go a job you hate with people you don’t respect if the pay is steady.I work of a company that can’t organise itself then looks surprised when things go badly wrong. And I work with people who do very little work, are always off sick but have ridiculously high opinions of themselves. But the money is okay.
Just how do you stop your boyfriend from doing constant Borat impressions in public?Attacking him with a shoe didn’t work.
Online shopping; men bring food to your house. It’s like being in a restaurant where you don’t have to wear a bra.
My house mate and her boyfriend have been screaming at each other for 3 hours straight.I’m just gonna catch a bus into town for some shopping. Hopefully by this evening they’ll ignoring each other.
I can’t see how it’s going to bring me fame or fortune, but it turns out I’m unnaturally awesome at air hockey.
I got three weeks with my boyfriend for the first time since we started dating a year ago. It’s Disney magical. I’m suddenly the girl from the memes (1)
British people continue to be drawn to Stonehenge to celebrate the winter solstice as they have done for thousands of yearsNo dogma, just fun and a hot drink on a cold day. 🙂 (3)
It might just be the baileys talking, but I’m feeling festive. Happy Yule, blessed Saturnalia, happy solstice.And yes, even the Christians…Happy Santa Claus day🙃 (3)
I was going to sit on Santas knee and show him what I want for Christmas. But apparently you’re not allowed to do that anymore…😕
Office secret Santa sucks. Spending £5 on gift for a randomly selected person you barely know.It can’t be food or drink, can’t cost more or less than a fiver, must by Christmassy. How about no….
My friend is in retail. That means she’s going to have to wear an elf hat and ears for the next month. And listen to Slade four times a day.Let’s light a candle for her.
Christianity a religion of peace?King Olaf Tryggvason of Norway to the pagan folk or Orkney 995 AD: "I order you and all your subjects to be baptised. If you refuse, I'll have you killed on the spot and I swear I will ravage every island with fire and steel." - The Orkneyinga Saga... See More »
I watched this film with my boyfriend. It’s a Predator film with a bit of a twist. Action films aren’t always for me, but this was very good. (1)
The next time someone tells you our time together is short, believe them. 😥Someone who has loved you since the day you were born sometimes appear eternal. But they can be snatch away from you in just a few weeks. Sometimes less.
