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Thanks to @sarabee1995 and @Straylight for this one. I will answer any questions you ask, except the following:

A. Any even numbered questions
B. Any questions that are multiples of 3 or contain the digit 3
C. Any questions that, when you add the digits together, make an odd number
D. Questions 11, 13, 17, or 19

Otherwise, ask away! I'm an open book!
Straylight · 31-35, F
@OlderSometimesWiser
@Straylight
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@OlderSometimesWiser @Straylight
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShadowSister I knew you would give a sexy answer. 🥵
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Straylight Not to get you too hot and bothered, but if I'm in the mood, I may sometimes even use all FIVE of my senses.
Straylight · 31-35, F
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@KiwiBird I was going to try to find a creative answer until I realized... ope, multiple of 3, I'm exempt 🤣
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@ShadowSister ..........and I thought I had found a loophole. The answer of course is Dinner for Two....or 42 which is the answer for anything and everything.
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@KiwiBird Nice! I'm in.

And of course, if we multiply the digits together, 6 x 9, the answer is 42 (in base 13).
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@mindstruggle Oh, sorry. See Rule 8, I won't answer any of the even numbered questions. That particular question makes me feel uncomfortable.

But if you would like to try, I will gladly let you answer. 🙂 What are three things you like about yourself?
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
So basically not ask any questions, because it's not possible to ask any
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@NiteRaven93 That was the gag, yes. It was funnier to me when I was up late feeling loopy.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Rule B and rule D are redundant with regards to #13. Just saying ... 🤷‍♀️
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@sarabee1995 DANGIT. There should be a rule that I don't get to post anything on SW when I am overtired. 🤣
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@sarabee1995 Tell you what. Since you found a loophole, I will let you break one of the two rules with reference to #13. Everyone else has to follow both rules.
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
Number 46. Ask me a question.
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@NiteRaven93 That's an even number! 🤣
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@NiteRaven93 @sarabee1995 Right, see rule A. But I will ask a question anyway.

Have you ever noticed how much funnier a post seems when you are up past your bedtime feeling loopy?
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
@ShadowSister Yes I have
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
1 it’s an odd number on its own without adding other digits to it
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Jenny1234 I'm not sure this constitutes a real loophole, but I'll give it to you. Well done. 💜

Ethnicity is 6th or 7th generation American German. My grandmother grew up speaking German in school in rural Wisconsin. I am told I also have a dash of French.
pride49 · 31-35, M
Whats ur dick size? 😐
Bhs123 · 36-40, F
@pride49 you must be tiny
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@pride49 I've never heard that abbreviation before, but I like it. I have several dictionaries actually. My biggest one actually has 10 volumes and takes up over two feet of shelf space. It's a specialist "dick" for people doing in-depth translation work. Of course, I'm not a size queen. Sometimes that dictionary is just too girthy for me. I have a one volume that does the job just fine. It's not the size of your dictionary that counts, it's how you use it. 😉
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@Iwillwait That is an even number so I am lead to believe and not in the running.
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Iwillwait @KiwiBird Right, rule A means I won't answer any even numbered questions. The other rules mean I won't answer any of the other questions either.

This gag seems a bit less funny after I'm no longer loopy and have had a good night sleep. 🤣
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Longpatrol Rule A means I won't answer even numbered questions. I'm glad too because number 8 would require me to be a little more self-accepting than I'm prepared to be this early in the morning.
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Gerryguy Hi Gerry. I just DMed you to let you know that Rule A means I won't do the even numbered ones.
pdockal · 56-60, M
🤦‍♂️
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@pdockal Yeah, it's not nearly as funny after a good night sleep. But when I posted it late Tuesday night, I thought I was HILARIOUS. 🤣
pdockal · 56-60, M
GeniUs · 56-60, M
Why is question 37 limited to guys?
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@GeniUs I didn't make the rules
Filipinalez · 18-21, F
How about no.8?
ShadowSister · 46-50, F
@Filipinalez I said in the post that I didn't want to answer any of the even numbered questions.
ilybRO · 26-30, M
ShadowSister · 46-50, F

 
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