I took a ride on a rollercoaster and when I looked at the pics I looked like a sack of potatoes with a beard

I like boiled eggs

aw....how about mindscramble?

Nahhh, it's too close to Old Gregg and he's a scaly man-fish.

Shell on or off?

Eats you 😳

Boiled eggs are soooo good on salads

Eggs have proteins

How do you make a frog look like a boiled egg? 🤨 You might have million dollar art on your hands there.

Why tf can I taste you. 🐸 🥚

Hard-boiled eggs are my favorite! 😋

Call me anything but late for dinner😑

I can’t even imagine that because you’re so beautiful but you’re funny for saying it.