This book 🤭 It focuses on a married couple who spend much of the novel just hurtling insults at each otherAnd that’s when they’re not threatening to kill one another! 😆
I easily run out of ideas for shitposts on hereBut then I start drinking again and I suddenly got a slew of bright shitposting ideas. 🥴
At least my wife’s new haircut looks niceI’m still annoyed that she made me drive all the way out to Phoenix when there’s a perfectly good hair place not far from where we live, but whatever.
Seems there’s a general rule in the animal kingdomIf you’re squaring off against a bigger opponent, you gotta make twice as much more noise.
“Is it okay if I pass this to other people?”Oh yes, of course. Pass away! Oh, wait, that sounded bad. 😶
My eyes are unevenI’m used to it by now, but radiation therapy melted my face into something hideous. I was just remembering when I used to be pretty and able to see at an even level with both eyes. I’ve almost forgotten what that was like, but when I’m reminded, it...See More »
“I thought your name was Alex?”It’s Alexis, but everyone calls me Alex for short. Sorry if this sounds mean, but is it really that hard to put together?
I remember the first time I heard a cougar shriek 😰I was in a rural area in Mexico one night when I suddenly heard what sounded like a woman screaming over and over in the distance! But a man nearby told me in Spanish it was a cougar (or puma, as they call them down there.) The more I listened, it...See More »
Wonder what kind of characters I’ll meet at the bar this timeHopefully I’m looking hot enough for one of them to buy me a drink. 😆
I’ve been up since just past 01:00 and haven’t been able to get back to sleepI suppose I did pass out pretty early, but I just hope it’s not my internal hardwiring messing with me and then I’ll suddenly feel tired again later in the day. I hate it when that happens.
I really wanted to hear your voice today 💔At the very least know how you’re doing. But I understand if you just couldn’t. I know you’re in the same boat and upset you couldn’t talk to me today and anxious if I’ve been doing okay. I only hope you’re thinking the same as me and finding...See More »
I learned a little bit more about him today through my sister 😊He and I went to high school together, but I don’t recall us ever interacting at all back then. I was talking about him with my sister just now and she was telling me how she actually knew him a little better in school. That they weren’t exactly...See More »
Today ended on a sad note 😔But there’s still the evening with my sister tonight. I’m sure she can cheer me up. She always does.