A woman goes to the doctor's to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at.

The doctor said, "Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?" Confused, the girl asks, "Why do ask?"

The doc chuckles, "I'm not just a doctor, I'm also an amateur detective. It looks like your lover likes to wear a sweater with the initial letter of their university emblazoned on the front. It's mildly abrasive quality has been rubbing on your skin."

"Not bad doc!" she says. "Not bad at all!"

"Well..." says the doctor. "Am I right, then? Do you have a boyfriend from Wisconsin?"

She smiles and explains, "Nope, but I've got a girlfriend from Michigan!"

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DocSavage · M

A old woman goes to the doctor.
What seem to be the trouble he asks.
Well doc, I got gas real bad, she says. I can’t stop farting !. I ain’t making any noises and they don’t smell, but I keep doing it ! Heck I must farted 25 times since I walked in the door here !
I see the problem, the doctor put on his mask, went to the cabinet and took out a bottle of pills.
Take two of these, before bed, and come back in the morning.
The next day, the woman returns.
Doc ! I don’t know what that was that you gave me ! It didn’t stop my farting, but now they stink ! Still don’t make no noise, but They stink to high Heaven ! Whoooo weeeee !
Ok, the Doctor nods , now that your sinuses are clear, let’s see what we can do about your hearing.

BridgeOvertroubledWaters · 61-69, M

hahaha VERY good

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