Who even got him this smartphone?

Well, I discovered why he never calls. He hands me his phone "get it so there's numbers so I can make a call". 🤪
After closing the umpteenth app and getting it off some weird drilled down page in his contacts.

Now to change my incoming ringtone to an air raid siren like my brother did so he knows it isn't a sales call and hopefully won't let my calls go to voicemail ether anymore.