A young woman wants a exotic pet, but all her friends already have some..funny but mildly adult
Some of her friends have scorpions or snakes, iguanas, and other lizards. A couple even have tarantulas. She goes to a pet store to see what she can find. She tells the clerk she’s looking for something exotic but out of the ordinary.
He tells her he has just the thing and disappears into the back. he comes out with a small box and opens it and sets a small frog on the counter. She looked at him and said that’s just a frog. Oh no, he said this is a very special frog, he leans in and whispers. This is the only frog in the world that can eat😹 . She thinks to herself well that’s exotic. No one has anything like that.
She buys the frog and aquarium and all the set up for it. Takes it home and gets everything settled and is happy with her new purchase. After a couple days, she gets to wondering if she didn’t get conned. So she skins out of her underwear and sits down on the floor. She placed the frog between her legs and the frog just sits there and does nothing.
So now she is fuming and put the frog back in the box and heads back to the pet store. She walks into the pet store and finds the clerk and slams the box with the frog on the counter. You lying son of a bitch you conned me into believing this frog was something special. It’s just a frog. It doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t know how to eat😹 . I want my money back.
The clerk is surprised and says oh wait wait wait, I’m not trying to cheat you. This frog is a trained frog. I can’t believe just because you say it won’t do anything. The woman says I’ll prove it., slips off her panties sits on the floor, takes the frog out of the box and sets it between her legs. Again, the frog just sits there and does nothing. The clerk shakes his head and walks around the counter, gets down on his hands and knees, looks at the frog and says, I’m gonna show you this one more time.........💀
He tells her he has just the thing and disappears into the back. he comes out with a small box and opens it and sets a small frog on the counter. She looked at him and said that’s just a frog. Oh no, he said this is a very special frog, he leans in and whispers. This is the only frog in the world that can eat😹 . She thinks to herself well that’s exotic. No one has anything like that.
She buys the frog and aquarium and all the set up for it. Takes it home and gets everything settled and is happy with her new purchase. After a couple days, she gets to wondering if she didn’t get conned. So she skins out of her underwear and sits down on the floor. She placed the frog between her legs and the frog just sits there and does nothing.
So now she is fuming and put the frog back in the box and heads back to the pet store. She walks into the pet store and finds the clerk and slams the box with the frog on the counter. You lying son of a bitch you conned me into believing this frog was something special. It’s just a frog. It doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t know how to eat😹 . I want my money back.
The clerk is surprised and says oh wait wait wait, I’m not trying to cheat you. This frog is a trained frog. I can’t believe just because you say it won’t do anything. The woman says I’ll prove it., slips off her panties sits on the floor, takes the frog out of the box and sets it between her legs. Again, the frog just sits there and does nothing. The clerk shakes his head and walks around the counter, gets down on his hands and knees, looks at the frog and says, I’m gonna show you this one more time.........💀
