I heard this piece of folklore one time where

A farmer set a trap for vampires by throwing seeds all over his roof. At night, any vampires lurking around up there couldn't help but to stop and count them all.. until the sun came out and burned them crispy.

There really isn't any punch line or anything... it's just funny

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stound

You should poll all the sw real vampires to see if that's accurate. 🤪

I haven't seen those sorts of posts in some time. I wonder what happened to all of them

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@stound yep, neither have I

I don't really care to do a poll though. Not really my thing.

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Unfortunately it's as true as garlic makes them go away. I'm part Romani BTW, with other insidious family ties to the area!

caPnAhab · 26-30, M

@DeWayfarer Interesting. But I bet even vampires would like garlic if it didn't kill them

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@caPnAhab this guy was Romanian! Romanians LOVE garlic! 😊

NativePortlander1970

That is the myth, that vampyrs are obsessed with counting, hence the classic Sesame Street character.

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NativePortlander1970

@caPnAhab No, I would not call it irony, I'd call it a well planned out trap.

AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M

@NativePortlander1970 I never heard that they liked to count. .I never even put 2 and 2 together .(pun intended )

NativePortlander1970

@AthrillatheHunt The Count on Sesame Street was created specifically on that part of the myth.

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