You know what we need on this website? Some good old-fashioned nerdy fun. PINNEDSo here it is. This is the official, definitive, absolutely positively decisive... Who Would Win Thread! Here's how it works. Pick two fictional characters. They don't even have to be in the same universe. Then answer the question of which one of...See More »
So. I learned something interesting. Very interesting, in fact. I learned that when I say that I'm going to kіӏӏ myself, my father thinks I'm being manipulative. I also learned that he thinks I'm being manipulative in other ways. I find that very interesting. Extremely interesting, in fact. Because it...See More »
And now it's turning into a whole big thing at 11:00 at night.Mom is up, telling me to stop saying I'm going to kіӏӏ myself. When I told her I don't see any other solution, she said she'll do it. Which would defeat the purpose of me doing it. Because the whole reason I was going to do it is we can't afford a...See More »
Well, so much for that.Had a good defense lawyer all lined up to deal with my cell phone case. He was fully convinced that with him on my side, there would be no jail time. $2,500 retainer and I'll be looking at community service at the most. Sounds great, right? Except...See More »
Fun playlist to accompany my evening's activitieshttps://youtu.be/lP077RitNAc https://youtu.be/FbBnapXGQNI https://youtu.be/KrOhFwux0wg https://youtu.be/9jBU2jvl0p8
Pop quiz. What's the dumbest thing that I, the sole daytime caregiver and transportation specialist for my dad, could possibly do?If you guessed "get a cell phone ticket because I had both hands tapping away telling my mom I had just left the post office while in a construction zone," you win a gold star. And I win a court appearance on June 26th that will almost certainly...See More »
Okay, MAGAts. Here's your new pre-programmed message for the day. Remember to mindlessly repeat the message a thousand times a day on all social media.
Dad's endocrinologist canceled this morning. So I tried doing to them what they would do to us. I don't think it's going to work, though.
Jesus Christ. Is there no end to the jackаssery?Now everybody's on 𝕏 pissing and moaning because the prosecution made their closing statements last, after the defense made theirs. They're calling it unprecedented, unheard of, and an intentional attack on Donald Trump. Yeah, except for the fact...See More »
Sure, that'll work. Call me stuріd during a debate. That's sure to convince me.Especially if you don't provide any evidence that proves I'm stuріd, and accuse me personally of being behind every war in modern history. And round and round we go.
Netanyahu acknowledges ‘tragic mistake’ after Rafah strike kills dozens of Palestinianshttps://apnews.com/article/israel-palestinians-hamas-war-news-05-27-2024-7b743a848ef8bfbe69a9659a4a5dd047 Yeah. A 'mistake'. 🙄
Well, I did it again. I forgot about Skeletor Sunday. So instead, here's Memorial Monday. So yeah. Try not to be part of the memorial.
You know what the worst part is about the movie Saw? Those guys thought that was a bad day. They had no idea what was in store for them the next morning.