When you lie on your resume, but get the job anyway...

...and do it better than what your employer was initially looking for. You don't want to mess with this guard!

fun4us2b · M

I hope it works out!

We had a guy apply and put down 10 years at his prior employment - we called and it turned out he was there for 6 months...and was fired 10 years ago! That should be criminal fraud, no?

NerdyPotato · M

@fun4us2b sounds like it!

Muthafukajones · 46-50, M

If your employer ever finds out about any lie on a resume you can be fired but mostly it’s not an issue.

AngelofFail · 26-30, F

a dog may be mans best friend... but a cat doesnt snitch about the drugs

NerdyPotato · M

@AngelofFail generally not, but this one might. 🤣

UnderLockDown · M

He didn't lie exactly, he identifies as a dog.

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