Okay everyone, please help me

I'd be like "what's with all the damn noise"

Sometimes I feel like I am like that 😔 but you have to ask yourself; why does it annoy you so bad? Is it distracting you from performing your job? Because that’s a major issue. If you’re trying to count money or deal with a customer or something that’s gonna mess you up and she’s doing that, you need to let her know or tell your supervisor. I know how it can be very uncomfortable to approach someone so sweet and tell them that what they think is harmless is actually bothering you but you shouldn’t have to suffer just because you’re a nice person and don’t wanna hurt anybody’s feelings 😔

She needs to know she talks too much

lmao. I’m in the same boat kind of. I have a coworker who rambles about shit I don’t care about all day I’ve learned to tune her out I’m too tired and too busy to pretend to be entertained out of kindness 😅. I use to feel obligated to be nice and listen or at least pretend I’m listening but I think I’m just at the point of being so tired I don’t give a damn.

I think you'll have to be very direct and say it's distracting you.

It’s pretty simple. You get a can of whip cream, and when she opens her mouth to talk, fill it with whip cream. Like, so much that it comes out here nose. It’ll work, trust me.

I'd be straightforward about how you feel. Maybe with a little "I know the problem is me, not you" (regardless of whether that's entirely true) "but the solution can come from both sides. Would you help me out?".

You need to be clear & direct. I'd try to read her personality. If she's the type who has a fun side then humor can help. Otherwise a compromise has to be made. It will help her grow anyway.

My body language would tell it all after three attempts to kindly guiding them the correct way of behaving around me at work. Lol

I wouldn't know what to do either. 😕

Vote her off the island.

masturbate

Tell her to be quiet

Headphones?? Maybe??😳

Or...

https://www.tomsguide.com/best-picks/best-noise-cancelling-earbuds

You’re welcome 😌

You have to be totally direct and tell her, I love hearing your stories however while I am working it's really distracting me and making my job harder, can we please just concentrate on our jobs

She is so clueless and possibly trying to be nice, you never know, possibly has asd