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My friend got hit on at work by a pickup line

He asked her "did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?"
She bought it and went "awwww!"
I was about to gag.

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Slade · 56-60, M

Is she hot (the important question)?

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Slade · 56-60, M

@WendyLopez43 someone here said a co-worker said to her "I really envy your heart: it's inside you and I'm not!"

How's that for cringe? 🤯

Slade · 56-60, M

@WendyLopez43 Don't say in the end if you are in Hollywood😱

Slade · 56-60, M

@WendyLopez43 That's a line 3's Company would be embarassed by

SW-User

How about this.....you must be tired, youve been running through my mind all day!! 😜😂

Montanaman · M

That's so old and used up. 😆

Theyitis · 36-40, M

Did they go out or anything?

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Theyitis · 36-40, M

@WendyLopez43 That would be a good thing for him, wouldn’t it?

WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F

@Theyitis Depends on what he's like.

Zeusdelight · 61-69, M

@WendyLopez43 sell them to charity?

Slade · 56-60, M

🤢

WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F

@Slade Crazy, now I got a girl friend getting hit on by the boss lol.

Slade · 56-60, M

@WendyLopez43 as long as all poon is consensual. I should have my shame Gene removed - would certainly get more!

Menetics · 26-30, F

I heard that pick up line from my brother and I cringe every time I hear it lol

WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F

@Menetics Apparently it worked lol.

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

I'd have replied "how did it smell the last time you made some woman puke over that cheesy pickup line?"

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DDonde · 31-35, M

That’s hilarious

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DDonde · 31-35, M

@WendyLopez43 Hmm maybe

WendyLopez43 · 26-30, F

@DDonde She's also frustrated because she hasn't had sex in a year, hoping to get some.

JohnOinger · 41-45, M

@WendyLopez43 Would You Do Him

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