Did I mention I called my boss the wrong name twice last night during the staff social ?

@SW-User Oh I intend to "Noooo, I didn- did I really?!" *fake gasps*

@Viper Ewwww. Gross I always remember to call out the right name during sex all five times I had it

@DrScissorhands great job! Did you remember to kill them afterwards? I mean, that's what the scissors hands are for, right?

@Viper Si

@XDHyperGirlXD1

@DrScissorhands you came after me after i dumped you in the trash and i upcutted you 🤭

@DunningKruger Dirty people

@BarbossasHusband

@Teggy My next story warrants a medal 🏅 👏

@ExtremeNext Pretty much

@DrScissorhands 💪

Pretty much @BeefySenpie

@Bang5luts

@DrScissorhands