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KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Being a lesbian when it suits me.
Tres13 · 51-55, M
do u like smegma ?
Coisty · 51-55, M
Being a man
Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
I guess I would have to go with:
"...no thank you. I already have one."
🤣
"...no thank you. I already have one."
🤣
As a last line of defence you have the cute underwear technique. It's by no means guarantee so wouldn't rely on it
And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
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SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles sorry, I meant the cute underwear technique
@SilkandLace2 hehe, I know was being silly lol
So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.
It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.
It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles ah, clever!!
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Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User Lucky you. I have to do the rough voice thingy sometimes.
Classified · M
Judge them hard like this.
Gangstress · 41-45, F
I normally say - I'm only interested in clams :)
InOtterWords · F
Pretending to be into women
SW-User
"I have this weird yoghurt-like substance coming from my crotch and it smells like anchovies. But sure, I'm down for sex" 👀
im married
BitterSweetPotato · 31-35, F
I duck quickly to dodge it.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@BitterSweetPotato GOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS 🐣
bookerdana · M
the last but might not work for you in real life..stick with migraine
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
That I’m the type to murder 🔪
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
Carry a bottle of laxatives, show him and say "you wanna have some fun big boy?"
SW-User
I like the last one 😅
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Well, I do have a D already...but I've never used that as a dick dodging technique.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
saragoodtimes · F
175000 people are having sex right now and you are posting how to avoid sex
Pretzel · 61-69, M
the one I hate is "my husband will be home any minute"