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Pretzel · 61-69, M
the one I hate is "my husband will be home any minute"
saragoodtimes · F
175000 people are having sex right now and you are posting how to avoid sex
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
Well, I do have a D already...but I've never used that as a dick dodging technique.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
I really can't think of a dick dodging technique that I've used, other than saying that I'm not interested right now.
SW-User
I like the last one 😅
JacksonBlue · 31-35, M
Carry a bottle of laxatives, show him and say "you wanna have some fun big boy?"
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
That I’m the type to murder 🔪
bookerdana · M
the last but might not work for you in real life..stick with migraine
BitterSweetPotato · 31-35, F
I duck quickly to dodge it.
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@BitterSweetPotato GOOOOOOOOOOO DUCKS 🐣
im married
SW-User
"I have this weird yoghurt-like substance coming from my crotch and it smells like anchovies. But sure, I'm down for sex" 👀
InOtterWords · F
Pretending to be into women
Gangstress · 41-45, F
I normally say - I'm only interested in clams :)
Classified · M
Judge them hard like this.
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Miram · 31-35, F
@SW-User Lucky you. I have to do the rough voice thingy sometimes.
As a last line of defence you have the cute underwear technique. It's by no means guarantee so wouldn't rely on it
And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
And the classic saying no, is always an option lol
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles sorry, I meant the cute underwear technique
@SilkandLace2 hehe, I know was being silly lol
So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.
It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
So the cute underwear technique is you wear something childish like, frilly Whinnie the Pooh knickers. Some guys guys find it a real turn off and won't be interested.
It doesn't always work but I've known it to succeed
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Tinkles ah, clever!!
Shipwrecked · 46-50, M
I guess I would have to go with:
"...no thank you. I already have one."
🤣
"...no thank you. I already have one."
🤣
Coisty · 51-55, M
Being a man
Tres13 · 51-55, M
do u like smegma ?
KuroNeko · 41-45, F
Being a lesbian when it suits me.