I Have A Wierd Sense Of Humor
WARNING: LONGER THAN USUAL SKETCH
[b]*Sam's cellphone rings*[/b]
Sam: Joe...? What's going on? What time is it?
Joe: Dude, you're not gonna believe what I just got!
Sam: Christ.. it's 5 am, man! Call me later..
Joe: No, no don't hang up! I'm serious! You need to hear this!
*silence*
Sam: Fine, what the hell is it?
Joe: Easy, man. Your mind is officially gonna be blown.
Sam: Just tell me what you got, Joe!
Joe: I got... *mimics a drum roll*... a frickin' 3D printer! BOOYAH! Say whaaaat!
*silence*
Joe: Sam, did you hear me? I got a 3D printer, man! And that's not the best part.. I got it for free, baby!
Sam: Joe.. slow down... where did you get a 3D printer from at 5 in the goddamn morning?
Joe: My neighbor... well,the guy lives a floor below me. I mean, lived. He knocks on my door about an hour ago, right? And he tells me that he's moving. To another country too. He's got a 3D printer he can't take with him... but he really needed a laptop. Can you believe that?? Talk about luck, dude!
Sam: So you gave him your laptop? Is that what happened? I thought you said you got it for free..
Joe: Well, free cos' I didn't have to pay any money... but I gave him my laptop, yeah, technically. But still... 3D printer, man!!
*silence*
Joe: Sam, you there, dude?
Sam: Yeah, I'm here. It's just... this is an actual WORKING 3D printer?
Joe: Yup! I mean, I haven't made it work yet, but the guy said it was 100 percent working and ready to go. I just need to figure out how this thing works, and then? Free food for life, man!! No more take out!
Sam: Free food? You mean..? Joe, you do know that you can't just 3D print food out... right? At least, not yet?
Joe: What?? Are you sure? That was kinda my whole plan... are you absolutely sure?
Sam: Yeah, Joe. But hey... listen.. you can print out a lot of other stuff... It's still a pretty cool thing.
Joe: Aw, man. I was totally excited about the free food thing. Damn. Are you sure? I mean, why does it have like buttons that look like food on it then?
Sam: Buttons that look like FOOD? What are you talking about??
Joe: There... this one button has a picture of a pizza on it, this other one looks like popcorn...
*silence*
Joe: Sam? You still there?
Sam: Yeah.. I'm here.
Joe: What is it?
Sam: Joe... do any of the buttons say 'reheat' on it?
Joe: Yeah?
Sam: You goddamn *muffled cursing*
[b]*beeping sound*[/b]
Joe: Sam, you there? The guy already left, Sam.... I mean... is this not a good 3D printer? Can we exchange it for a better one? Sam?
[b]*Sam's cellphone rings*[/b]
Sam: Joe...? What's going on? What time is it?
Joe: Dude, you're not gonna believe what I just got!
Sam: Christ.. it's 5 am, man! Call me later..
Joe: No, no don't hang up! I'm serious! You need to hear this!
*silence*
Sam: Fine, what the hell is it?
Joe: Easy, man. Your mind is officially gonna be blown.
Sam: Just tell me what you got, Joe!
Joe: I got... *mimics a drum roll*... a frickin' 3D printer! BOOYAH! Say whaaaat!
*silence*
Joe: Sam, did you hear me? I got a 3D printer, man! And that's not the best part.. I got it for free, baby!
Sam: Joe.. slow down... where did you get a 3D printer from at 5 in the goddamn morning?
Joe: My neighbor... well,the guy lives a floor below me. I mean, lived. He knocks on my door about an hour ago, right? And he tells me that he's moving. To another country too. He's got a 3D printer he can't take with him... but he really needed a laptop. Can you believe that?? Talk about luck, dude!
Sam: So you gave him your laptop? Is that what happened? I thought you said you got it for free..
Joe: Well, free cos' I didn't have to pay any money... but I gave him my laptop, yeah, technically. But still... 3D printer, man!!
*silence*
Joe: Sam, you there, dude?
Sam: Yeah, I'm here. It's just... this is an actual WORKING 3D printer?
Joe: Yup! I mean, I haven't made it work yet, but the guy said it was 100 percent working and ready to go. I just need to figure out how this thing works, and then? Free food for life, man!! No more take out!
Sam: Free food? You mean..? Joe, you do know that you can't just 3D print food out... right? At least, not yet?
Joe: What?? Are you sure? That was kinda my whole plan... are you absolutely sure?
Sam: Yeah, Joe. But hey... listen.. you can print out a lot of other stuff... It's still a pretty cool thing.
Joe: Aw, man. I was totally excited about the free food thing. Damn. Are you sure? I mean, why does it have like buttons that look like food on it then?
Sam: Buttons that look like FOOD? What are you talking about??
Joe: There... this one button has a picture of a pizza on it, this other one looks like popcorn...
*silence*
Joe: Sam? You still there?
Sam: Yeah.. I'm here.
Joe: What is it?
Sam: Joe... do any of the buttons say 'reheat' on it?
Joe: Yeah?
Sam: You goddamn *muffled cursing*
[b]*beeping sound*[/b]
Joe: Sam, you there? The guy already left, Sam.... I mean... is this not a good 3D printer? Can we exchange it for a better one? Sam?
36-40, M
