I Like Dark Humor
Mom: My throat is killing me
Me: What if I were to slit my throat and leave a note saying I had a sore throat?
*silence*
Sister: ...That's not funny.
Mom: That's really sad.
Me: W-Why not? I thought it was ./.
Me: What if I were to slit my throat and leave a note saying I had a sore throat?
*silence*
Sister: ...That's not funny.
Mom: That's really sad.
Me: W-Why not? I thought it was ./.