The cute girl next door needs my help.

She got stuck in the clothes dryer. She went in head first and got stuck halfway. Her boyfriend is at work and won’t be home for a few hours. So I’m going over there to see if I can help.

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Pretzel · 61-69, M

shouldn't this start out with "Dear Penthouse"?

SW-User

You're going to give her bottom half a thorough examination whilst she's stuck in the dryer?

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@SW-User Yes. That’s what neighbors are for.

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Like a good neighbor...State Farm is there.

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