I’m building a giant slingshot in my backyard so I can launch people into space

It’s for those of us who cannot afford to pay whatever those billionaires are charging.

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SweetMae · 70-79, F

Yes, I will help you light the fuse. I hope you have it lined up properly.

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@SweetMae I figure I would just let them line it up in whichever direction they want to go.

SweetMae · 70-79, F

@Faroutcat
That is very kind of you.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Let me know if you ever construct a mega boomerang capable of doing the same thing. Making a trip around the sun would be an ideal way of avoiding a typical humdrum Monday and coming back with a righteous tan would just up the awesomeness of it all.

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Alright 👍
That’s a great idea for my next project. Thanks.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

No space suit?

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@MrBrownstone I don’t provide them. That’s up to you. You can wear whatever you want.

TRUMPisGOD

Can we pay for our president to go first?

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

I stay out of politics, but I will happily launch Biden, Trump, or any other politician.

candycane · 31-35, F

Are u fred or barney lol

Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@candycane yabbadabbadooo!!

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Faroutcat · 46-50, M

@MarmeeMarch 🤔 closer to Canada

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