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Next time you should ask him out.
Just tell him, "Y'all can come over tonight and we play a game of "Hide the sausage".
Then smile your purdy black tooth grin so he knows you have romantic feelings for him. Offer to wear fishnet pantyhose, THAT will reel him in.
Just tell him, "Y'all can come over tonight and we play a game of "Hide the sausage".
Then smile your purdy black tooth grin so he knows you have romantic feelings for him. Offer to wear fishnet pantyhose, THAT will reel him in.
midnightrose · F
Dang. You say dang a lot, MisterDang.
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
Stfu