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slorollin · 41-45, M
I spent a week looking for a bottle of white paint I swore i bought while at hobby lobby. One week then it dawned on me to check the receipt and I bought black instead of white 🤦♂
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Three years it wasnt true love. I learned my lesson
Elessar · 26-30, M
Sense in rightwingers, circa 2016 or so 👻
wackidywack · 26-30
Maybe it wasn't cause it didn't exist, maybe I was chasing it thinking it was something more than it was then I kinda just stopped
OldBrit · 61-69, M
My entire life.... My illusive talent.
HannahSky · F
You mean like a person?
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@HannahSky No, like a bag of dope that you already found, pills you’ve already taken, or crack rocks that end up being pieces of toast
MethDozer · M
44 years and counting
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@MethDozer Santa?
MethDozer · M
@GlitterEater 🎶Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag. Christmas is here again🎶