I only date women who hump the toilet

Me: who tf is posting this?

*looks at username*

Me: ohhhhh, why yes, of course. 😂

Lol someone will think you're serious. 🤣🤣🤣

All the handier to drop a deuce while doing some Titanic toilet bowl role play using her head as a stand in for the doomed maiden luxury ship. Play some Celine Dion in the background. Light some candles. <3

Good luck. That will be like finding a needle in a haystack