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Coldplay · 56-60, M
I would feel my boobs incessantly.
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Jerk it
DCarey · 46-50, M
Check myself out
Call a doctor?
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Strap a mattress on my back and go down to the docks
KENWAY · 26-30, M
I would press Ctrl +Z to reverse the porcess
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AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@saragoodtimes Good plan, but wouldn't it be better to fart in bed then pull the covers over your partners head?
Coldplay · 56-60, M
@saragoodtimes 😂😂😂😂WINNER
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goofypony · 26-30, F
Freak out
bijouxbroussard · F
Investigate the phenomenon that is “morning wood”. 😌
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luSZDZErQUw]
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bijouxbroussard · F
@goofypony That’s true, isn’t it ? Most men’s fathers teach them how to “aim”.
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Check out my new body
Call my boss & tell him I quit, we're not doing women's work, then see how the girls get entertained.
plasticpants02 · 61-69, M
Start looking for toys
ChilledStone · 26-30, F
Walk funny?
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Sephora to get my makeup done... I don’t know how to do it...
Buy some cute slutty clothes....
Go find some aggressive guys to spend the day with...
Buy some cute slutty clothes....
Go find some aggressive guys to spend the day with...
4meAndyou · F
After I freaked out, I would take a shower and basically make a lavender scented cornstarch cake all around my balls. NOT even kidding. I've smelled those things...🤢
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Be really happy lol
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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
Enjoy my rugged good looks, maybe flex a bit in the mirror. Wait, am I going to be in the same rough shape as I was before? Like, I'm not going to suddenly be fit and have a great looking body, am I?