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FaeLuna · 31-35, F
Enjoy my rugged good looks, maybe flex a bit in the mirror. Wait, am I going to be in the same rough shape as I was before? Like, I'm not going to suddenly be fit and have a great looking body, am I?
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Be really happy lol
4meAndyou · F
After I freaked out, I would take a shower and basically make a lavender scented cornstarch cake all around my balls. NOT even kidding. I've smelled those things...🤢
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Sephora to get my makeup done... I don’t know how to do it...

Buy some cute slutty clothes....

Go find some aggressive guys to spend the day with...
ChilledStone · 26-30, F
Walk funny?
plasticpants02 · 61-69, M
Start looking for toys
Call my boss & tell him I quit, we're not doing women's work, then see how the girls get entertained.
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Check out my new body
Investigate the phenomenon that is “morning wood”. 😌
luckranger71 · 51-55, M
@bijouxbroussard [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luSZDZErQUw]
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@goofypony That’s true, isn’t it ? Most men’s fathers teach them how to “aim”.
goofypony · 26-30, F
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AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@saragoodtimes Good plan, but wouldn't it be better to fart in bed then pull the covers over your partners head?
Coldplay · 56-60, M
@saragoodtimes 😂😂😂😂WINNER
KENWAY · 26-30, M
I would press Ctrl +Z to reverse the porcess
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Strap a mattress on my back and go down to the docks
KENWAY · 26-30, M
@MrBlueGuy what kind of magic doctors will fix that 😅
@KENWAY Voodoo witch doctor?
KENWAY · 26-30, M
@MrBlueGuy you can call one of Hogwarts school 😅
DCarey · 46-50, M
Check myself out
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Coldplay · 56-60, M
I would feel my boobs incessantly.

 
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