Back in school my English teacher was always harping on about expanding our vocabulary. He was just an absolute....oh, what’s the word for it...

Broken record?

Perturbing Parrot?

Pretentious Prick?

eye awl-weighs thinked ingleash waz stoopid two. Eye no how'z too tock grate an right gooder then hims. He actored's like hims no ever thin bout inglish; eye nose more dan hims.

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