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Scenario: I am the empress of the world and I demand an offering yearly or there will be a curse on your crops. You stand before my throne with your

Offering. What did you bring me this time, peasant?
I'm offering you a 16 lbs kitty. Treat him well

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[@761112,deadgerbil] 馃槏
My reborn virginity
See I was no longer a virgin but Ive been cleansed through some shady ritual and have offered my shady genitals to you.Its very shady.馃か
Aardvark9746-50, M
Go ask the Wysocki family of companies. They are proposing a large cafo in Saratoga township. The 5000 cows on 6000 acres in which each cow produces something like 80 pounds of shit per day for a total of 400,000 pounds per day, about 20 tons should be enough to keep you well supplied with what you so rightfully deserve.
LvChris41-45, M
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[@508294,theartlady] 馃か馃ゴ
Mrsbetweenfatandfit26-30, F
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A snack
[b][i][center][c=#4C0073] I couldn't get no silver,
I couldn't get no gold
You know that we're too damn poor
To keep me from the gallows pole [/c][/center][/i][/b]
A humanoid robot that can assume any person of your choice my princess..
I brought you a really good classic style Newyork cheesecake with straberry sauce.
Platform shoes so you don鈥檛 have to look up to me.
MountainBard31-35, M
I got you a new hat

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