Scenario: I am the empress of the world and I demand an offering yearly or there will be a curse on your crops. You stand before my throne with your

I'm offering you a 16 lbs kitty. Treat him well


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My reborn virginity
See I was no longer a virgin but Ive been cleansed through some shady ritual and have offered my shady genitals to you.Its very shady.🤫

[b][i][center][c=#4C0073] I couldn't get no silver,
I couldn't get no gold
You know that we're too damn poor
To keep me from the gallows pole [/c][/center][/i][/b]
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A humanoid robot that can assume any person of your choice my princess..

I brought you a really good classic style Newyork cheesecake with straberry sauce.

Platform shoes so you don’t have to look up to me.

I got you a new hat

[image deleted]A snack