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Cleverly worded 😂
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@DaveyWavey01 😂 I translated the whole thing from a Vietnamese funny post.
@SW-User should have seen it coming but very funny
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@BalmyNites 😏 I got you there, didn't I?
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
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@Fungirlvape 😆 Didn't see that coming, right?
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
No but I love it!@SW-User
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@Fungirlvape Haha that’s great!
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
Indeed
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@DownTheStreet 😏 Heels are so sexy
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
100% agree. @SW-User
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@SW-User 😂 Surprise!
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@SW-User Hahaha It was awesome
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@SW-User ☺️ Glad to hear that
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I'm asexual when it comes to heels. Gimme flats!🤣
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@SW-User Comfort over style 😆
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@SW-User hell yes lolol!😆
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@SW-User I'm with you. I don't wear them either.
This is why I wear flats 🤣
@SW-User im a shorty 😤how tall are you 🤔
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@SW-User um 🤤
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👟 is the best average!!!
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@SW-User oh!! 🤭
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@SW-User 😊
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@SW-User 🤗
Quizzical · 46-50, M
The second I saw it was you who had posted this I just KNEW it would be about heels, lol
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User Oh,I'm always sneaking around on here somewhere, lol. And thank you xxx
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@Quizzical 🤗 You're welcome. I wish you best
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User 😘
pentacorn · F
😂 i was gonna say...
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@pentacorn 😂 Oopsie
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@SW-User 😆 A little surprise at the end
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@SW-User I'm already a tall girl so I don't wear heels very often 😂.
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@SW-User Lucky you 😆
Tres13 · 51-55, M
Lol 👍🏿
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@Tres13 😁
Elisbch · M
LOL...🤣. That was funny LOL
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@Elisbch 😆 Hope you weren’t disappointed with the ending
Elisbch · M
@SW-User oh no!... It was great! That's what made it funny LOL
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@Elisbch Haha awesome ☺️
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😂😂😂
Had me a bit concerned..
😏
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@SW-User 😏 Nothing to be concerned here. I was just talking heels
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@SW-User 😉
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@SW-User 🤭
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
You got me.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@SW-User Why is that?
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@MrBrownstone That was the purpose of this post lol, to surprise you at the end
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@SW-User Or be a tease!
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So what's your ideal length?
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@Benjr134 Maybe 🤭
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
@SW-User ;)
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@ozgirl512 😏
Reflection2 · 36-40, M
I believe it is less about size and more about trying different.......
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@Reflection2 I don’t think it’s about sizes, more like heights
Reflection2 · 36-40, M
@SW-User You missed it. Lol
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@Reflection2 Lol too bad
Tennessean joke
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@jjoe01 Hardy har har
plungesponge · 41-45, M
Some really like it
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@plungesponge Lol they all like it
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
This wasn't about cocks, was it? 🙄🙄
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@juiceyangel333 Obviously not lol
Glad I wear flats or strappy sandals.
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@Elandra77 😆 They’re pretty great
@SW-User Yes. Flats are easy to pair with an outfit.
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@Elandra77 True. I never thought of that
Oster1 · M
So funny and very creative prose......I laughed so much, I truly respect your talents. That was really good......much respect!🎃
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@Oster1 Haha thank you!
Oster1 · M
@SW-User I really mean that. Have a great weekend! :)
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@Oster1 Thank you. You too!
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
You learn something new everyday!!! 😄😂😛😆
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@Barefooter25 😆 Now go use your knowledge to enrich your life!
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
@SW-User 😁😂 Of course!!
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@JAYS21 I didn't know that
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
😂😂😂
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@th3r0n Lol, I'm sure she did! 🤣
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th3r0n · 41-45, M
@sarabee1995 I'll take her on a date if she lets me, she doesn't live far from me.

Won't be finding out if she can take anything in particular if you know what I mean, I'm not that kind of guy lmao
I'd lick your asshole raw.. but whatever.. who cares anymore.. it's all gone to shit.
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@Peacefulpanda The cutest panda 😊
@SW-User with a big dick yes.. lol
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@Peacefulpanda 😆 I still can’t get that picture of a panda screwing a girl out of my head
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@canusernamebemyusername 😆 How come???
@SW-User You are just a goofball. I was actually falling for that joke at first. Lol
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@canusernamebemyusername Haha I got you!
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Haha 😂. 👍
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Nice sense of humour , bit naughty but still nice 👍 @SW-User
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@SW-User Thanks
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Your very welcome ,funny lady 😊@SW-User
Pseudonym · 26-30, M
😌 My lips curled.
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@Pseudonym 🤭
Spumoni · 46-50, M
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@Spumoni 😆
Spumoni · 46-50, M
@SW-User I suppose it's a balance thing.
Fantabulous · 46-50, F
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My wife used to be no less than 5" now flats only
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@SW-User I think the older you grow, the more you lean towards comfort rather than style.
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@SW-User that's why she's still with me
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@SW-User Aw 😙
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Lol that gave me a smile. I'm sure you look great in heels though.
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@basilfawlty89 Thank you!
romell · 51-55, M
see size matters everywhere
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@romell I think size does matter
romell · 51-55, M
@SW-User you bet it does ...
Sicarium · 46-50, M
Double entendre, double entendre.
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@Sicarium 😏 Y’all are a bunch of dirty minds
Sicarium · 46-50, M
@SW-User
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JesseInTX · 51-55, M
I think you confused a lot of people 😂
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@JesseInTX Haha that’s the point!
Larold99 · 41-45, M
Hilarious 😂
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@Larold99 I got you there 😆
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🤦🏻‍♂️🤣
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@SW-User 😆
Naughty girl...😏😂
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@Haniazed 😆 It’s your naughty mind! 😏
lilacs · 41-45, F
3 inches works fine
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Double your fun,double your pleasure ☺️ Wait that’s a stick of juicy fruit 🤭. Haha@lilacs
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@lilacs 😆
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
I thought this was about snow
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@JoeyFoxx Haha you did not!
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
@SW-User I did. Some women need more snow.
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@JoeyFoxx 😆 Hmmm
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
alex i left u pm messages and a post on ur writeboard did u get them :o
(eats cookie)
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@MissLlyn 🤭
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arthurca · M
Good one, Alex. I must admit you had me worried there for a minute too. 🤣
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@arthurca Worried?
arthurca · M
@SW-User Yes, but it looks like you shouldn't have any problems finding your desired length. (in heels of course) lol
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@arthurca 😂
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🤣 👌🏻
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Oh I love it when you call me the B word 🥰 @SW-User
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@SW-User 😆
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😁@SW-User
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Come on now, those bragging about having 8" are shoes that would lie about everything
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@GJOFJ3 I don’t get it
TheDarknessHasFallen · 41-45, M
when I saw this just now I was like 😏 typical man witha dirty mind! hehe I thin the suitable punishment
is now by trying out the heels! ☺️ 👠
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@TheDarknessHasFallen Lol you should try high heels. Now that will be a punishment for you
TheDarknessHasFallen · 41-45, M
@SW-User I dont think yuod end just there lol, youd throw in a wig, long lashes and make up and a nice dress i bet! 😁
th3r0n · 41-45, M
I'm not even going to bullshit, you had me turned on so bad before realizing it was a joke lmao
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@th3r0n Hahahaa
CaptainKirk · 41-45, M
I don’t know how women walk in any sized heel
@SW-User I gather, you don't mean like this:

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@PhoenixPhail No lol
@SW-User 🤣

 
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