I'm ganna break into ur house take out all ur living room furniture and put a zen garden in that takes up the entire roomU just look like u could use some relaxation What I'm helping
Some people got a weird sense of fashion and decor Wtf r those garafes doing back there and y they look so menacing
To anyone who bitches about shorthand writingU do know learning how to do that is a class they teach in college for clerical jobs right U wanna act smart but ur just making urself seem like a uneducated dumbass
Y is it no matter how and what I cook asperagus with it always tastes like assGive me a recipe for good asperagus and I will call u a liar
I think I spend more time wondering if that car behind me is a undercover cop then paying attention to the road while driving
I like to stop next to cars several cars back at intersections stare at the driver shake my headAnd slowly roll forward
Another one of my pet peeves is when someone says they are going to bed or bye for the night and posts for the next 15 MinsWe don't care when u r leaving to begin wit but y u gotta lie bout it
Another pet peeve of mine is when ppl reply @ the person who posted the question in a threadEveryone including the poster knows ur replying to the question. U don't need to hyperlink their damn name to make sure they see ur crappy answer. Go home.
Another one of my pet peeves is when it takes me longer to open my messages then u took to write it.Hi That's it Ur obviously a waste of time becuase u already wasted mine
Me at a restaurant wit a hot barkeeperCan I get a side of fries and ur number? *runs out before they can bring food* God I suck at suck at life
I am now accepting applications for new friends since some positions opened upAny interested parties pls provide a list of things that make u bad to the ass
Should taco be mixed wit fried chicken cause Idk wtf KFC and taco bell have been doing wit their lives